Bird fly into my house and shit on my sofa!

BIRD FLY INTO MY HOUSE AND SHIT ON MY SOFA!

FUCKFUCKFUCK!
CB, LJ, KNNBCCB!

WALAOEH!
Stupid brainless bird.
I wish you go out to the road and knocked down by a HUGE lorry!
And hope ur mother and ur father kena shoot by a rubber band and die!
Such fucker deserves this!
RAWR!

KNN nvr die before rite.
Sucker want shit go ur precious nest shit there and eat ur own shit la.
Kp come my house kpkb.
Walaoehhhh yucks!
How am i gonna seat on my sofa again!
And it oso urine lor!
YUCKS!

Okay im seriously damn fucked up.
And you know how is the shit?
Its like normal human shit, black black de, lesser in amount.
And the urine is little bit only.
WALAO HOW AM I GONNA STAY IN MY HOUSE?
And my ground oso have abit lor.
And hor my dining table there got a puddle of thick urine.
Walao dinning table somemore.
WALAO KNN go and die luh.

This is a veri crude post for crude birds.
Don't come tell me im crude, blame it on that fucking retarded bird.
RAWRRRRRRRR!
P.S. this happened at 3.41pm, 5/12/2008.