Bad news.

Bad news.

I will be abandoning the-sunsetness.bs and will be moving to fat-pork.bs.

Meanwhile, there's nth on fat-pork.bs.

But just relink for godness sake. (:

I won't be touching the-sunsetness.bs more or less from now on, so bye!

CCA Ex!

CCA Ex!

It turns out to be a great success!
Skit and contingent rawk!
Shall update with some photos first. :D


Looking into the mirror like some zilian freak.


Me and jianle! :D


Wanling and lijie! (abit imaginery feel..)


Wanling's super suave look.


Skit funshot!


Skit formal shot!


Why the hell is an jia sheng touching his boobs?


Test test nia (:


Haven't get ready..


NCC Part B'09 Girls!


Part Bs with staff!


Jiaxuan's master piece of painting fanglin's face.


Lijie and jianle! :D


Jianle's camou face.


Suelynn, fanglin,jiaxuan, wanling, lijie, me. :D


Fanglin washing face and jianle random..

Done!
HAHA and btw, an jia sheng was wearing the NCC Girls expect the unexpected tee!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wah got new girl come join NCCG, nice. :D

Actually i think yesterday CCA Ex is not very fun.
Still got paint face, so difficult to wash off, ahh.
Then we also go stone there, did activities like singing and playing the game?
Wahkao, i really think its like super sian ahh~

And oh yeah, heard that quite alot ppl interested in the riffles?
Woahhhh hope got alot juniors come in next year! :D

Oh yeah, i specially loved the rambutan and coconut song! :D
I know they are sick la, but still very fun to sing manzxc!
Lyrics please :D

Rambutan, rambutan hanging on the tree.
Hairy one, no hair one, which one do you want?
I got the hairy one, you got the no hair one.
If you want the hairy one, come and grope my one.

Another one.

Coconut, coconut hanging on the tree.
Milky one, no milk one, which one do you want?
I got the milky one, you got the no milk one.
If you want the milky one, come and suck my one.

OMG its like super sick?
And its oso funny la, was singing it while marching.
All taught by sir wenxuan, LOL.

Oh yeah, senior eugene treated us to drinks cos we didn't screw the skit :D
But its 30 people 10 bottles.
Better than nothing rite?

Then dismissed!
YESYESYES!
Went to KFC with jiahui.
Talked alot alot on the way there LOL!
And she's like dissapointed?
Alamak so funny!
And her taste and my taste totally different lor.
WTH i still trust my own taste. :D

Then walk around with her..
Was like navigating the place around clementi when i suddenly thought of me being booked by police when i was doing so with fanglin.
Alamak :x

Ahhh then went home to check msn O.O
Unpleasant thing happen again?
PISSED.

P.S. Nowadays im like super emo and angry, dun ask me anything.

LALALALALA! D:

All screwed.

RAWR i didn't manage to do that new year evaluation, did i?
All blame my stupid heartless brother who insist of using the com at the end of 2008.
Heartless freak, i give you that.

I know that my blog is like super dead without any posts OMG ._.
Actually i wanna post abt the NCC trainings but then to think of me lacking a post, the new year evaluation one, i totally had no mood to do so.
Fuck la, i screwed my own blog.

Then now i super lazy to go post liao.
Will just write on the CCA EX ltr.
Got pictures boo!

P.S. I'm really pissed these few days, KNN. Thanks Jia Hui for trying to help yesterday and I love your pm, 'the rainbow is always after the rain'. :D

Conflict with jianle.

Fuck it.

I hate to end off year 2008 with this but really bobian.
Jianle told me that she hate me on msn just now.
What i want to say i alr say in the conversation le, no point telling the whole world now.
But still, I really don't want conflicts, i apologised, but since you didn't accept my apology, there's nth i can do now alr.

Ah well, i'm not typing the end-of-2008-year-review now.
Just being abit random now.
And im gonna type that maybe-long-post in half an hr.

It's 10.58pm now.
Will started typing at 11pm.
Byebye! :D

Last training!

I WENT MIA UNKNOWINGLY.
I'M SINFUL.

OMG bloody hell!
Actually i wanna post abt all the ncc trainings but then writing til halfway sian diao so drag until today.
I think i will not bother the write those older days post liao.
GEES, actually i dyingly wanna post cos damn funny but HAIS.

Before starting to write abt yesterday training, i sud settle some domestic affairs first. :D
Huiting introduce a friend called ervin to me, LOL.
And learnt 2 vulgar from them, which is SMLJ and PUBOR.

SMLJ-
Meaning SIMI LAN JIAO.
Something like SIMI TAIJI i think?
And wads hilarious is that when i ask my brother wads that, he says its SEE MY LAN JIAO.
Huiting's brother is even more extreme!
He says its SUCK MY LAN JIAO.
*Sigh*, kids nowadays...

PUBOR-
According to huiting, it means your MOTHER'S SON'S FATHER'S FUCKER.
Meaning your MOTHER lor..
But in a super crude way.

I know its insane of me to post these on my blog but i desperately wanna share my knowledge WAHAHAHA!
Wadeva, zi-high until like that.

Now gonna start on the ncc training thinggie la..
But before that,
I shall clarify some characters matters.

Barney = Jun Tat
Barney's wife = Wan Ling (WOW!)
Happy tree friends = Clow
Voodoo = Jia Sheng

Oh yeah, its the last ncc training of year 2008 le.
Then yesterday, as usual, met with fanling, change blah blah..
Then got one super hilarious thing happen!
Like after we change, we go canteen waiting to fall in.
Then suddenly someone shouted "Company diam!"
Then of cos all ncc ppl will be in sedia position..
That time is like half the canteen filled with ncc ppl, then oso some dance ppl there.
Then the dance ppl see us diam, they oso go diam lor!
WTF! They super noob can!
No offence to any dance ppl but yeah, next time dun just blindly follow people!
Then fanling, jiahui and me were like laughing like hell, OMG :x

Then super sian, go do drills.
Then oso not funny, just stoning there..
Then when sgt xiaoyi came, everyone super high, *hints to someone*.
HAHA then abit funnier lor, then drill drill, do skit, etc.

And happy tree friends is always kena tekan today!
LOL, btw happy tree friends, clow, got her name cos in another training, clow, kelvin and dennis screwed up when drilling then that time they as standing in a row, cos of sizing.
Then happy tree(three) friends actually refers to all of them HAHA.

And hor, wanling is officially barney's wife oh!
Cos they both counter terrorist then go kill terrorist together.
Muahahaha!

And jiasheng is called voodoo cos he cant pronounce to "V".
Walao fuck, thats wad jiaxuan and alicia was saying abt me.
Damn you 2 ass HAHA.

Oh yeah, then wanling took over the whole 30+ ppl platoon.
Walao she damn zhai!
She can command even better than some part b guys LOL!
Super zhai can!

And oh yeah, ltr have trash out session..
Shit i think im in deep shit now.
Sudnt have wrote the thing in that piece of paper!
I dun want part As to have conflicts!
RAWRRR!

Then go home, talk cock..
Wah, know sth personal abt mengting heh.
And then took bus with jiahui, wanling and huiru..
We crap like damn lot manzxc!
And jiahui accompany me to my house de shopping centre there!
I live boonlay she like bukit batok somemore.
OMG u're great sia!
But i know she accompany is to talk to me abt sth HEH.
HAHA private and confidential shhh!
And the conversation is like damn funny la!
Muahahaha, i oso abit miss him sia..
And dun emo la!
旧的不去, 新的不来 mah. :D

Hey im done with my post le la!
I will make another post at night, its like a overall year confession since today is 31/12!
Maybe will be like super long!

P.S. I'm super in love with that ponyo song, but jiaxuan just tainted the song by singing it!

Indian training alamak :x

Wth -.-
22/12 got indian and gay training LOL!
Heh heh oso ABIT funny la!
Muahahahaha!

Met Fanling at 6am in the morning :x
Walao, we are such promising and hardworking citizens..
The government sud give us some sort of awards lor.

Then reached school at like 6.40am?
Then slacked in the toilet til like damn longggg..
Then go out, talk talk, fall in, jiaxuan overslept.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jiaxuan you best liao.

Went to rehearse more of the skit la!
Walao damn funny can.
This guy, kelvin ko, is a short short, fat fat de guy.
Then he starred as the terrorist head in the skit.
So he got to kill a hostage.
Then when he kill, he laughs, LMAO!
Then sgt XY sae like where got ppl kill ppl laugh de.
Then ask him keep redo and redo until he puts off the smile!
Then finally he nvr smile le.
Bur sgt XY oso ask him to redo again cos when he see the terrorist head's face, he wanted to laugh.
Walaoooo 这样也可以?!

Then after rehearsing the skit jiu go have KILLER DRILL.
What the hell?!
Walao super tired sia, especially for the hentak kaki drill.
We were splitted into 2 sections, for the part B's to do their Control and Command.
Then they were to like command us luh, drilling us.
Then the first part B guy who command us is a guy called Bryan Chew.
Errr, shouldn't comment much abt this guy but i think he err, you know..
And i think his guy is somewhat infamous for his (tootness) cos that time playing war game during ncc camp, yujie fr bravo 2 played scissors, paper, stone with him and lose him.
Wad the hell, btw i was in bravo 2 oso.
The sgts were like shocked/surprised that yj would lose somebody like this guy bryan chew..
Errr im abit off-topic, oops.
Then we, the section/platoon, spent alot of time stoning there while the other sgts teach this guy on how to command.
I sian diao la!

Then change IC la..
Then blah blah, everything's going fine.
Except that the sgts wanna tekan us by asking us to keep turning left/right when we are marching, they say its a snake.
Laugh my ass out la! :]

Then after that the sgts want all the part B guys/girls to be the IC once.
Then to identify who is part B and who is not, senior eugene went to pluck leaves and stuck a leaf on every part B guys/girls de beret de crest there.
Then after they done with commanding, senior eugene went to pluck flowers and stick it at their uniform pocket.
Wad the hell, so gay!

Then after that we 2 sections combine..
Then this senior eugene went to pluck a flower and wear it on his hair.
Then he act sissy..
Muahahahaha so funny LOL.
And so gay. -.-

And while drilling that time, it really seems funny after these things -.-
So wanna laugh but cant thus smile lorr..
Then sgt major sueng come and tell me "YOU SMILE.".
LOL wanling oso experience this :x

And oh yeah!
Some cadets are given indian names or just a nickname all by senior eugene.
Wth sibei diaos can!

This is the following:
- Suelynn = Shanti
- Leryang = Kumar
- Yiliang = Mohammad
- Juntat = Barney
- Kelvin = Kungfu Panda

And still got some others but forgot le :x
The third guy got his malay name mohammad cos he said "Akan mohammad..." instead of "Akan menghadap..." when commanding us.
Laugh my ass out la!
And Kelvin Koh got his name kungfu panda cos he look like one.
-.- I want laugh to death le.
Then the others i not very sure. D:

Then the NCOs were planning to change the skit..
So plan plan plan..
I didn't bother abt the skit that time cos im super duper tired..
Killer drills leh omg :x

Then finally dismiss le.
Went to eat with suelynn, wanling, jiaxuan, fanling and jianle.
And i asked my blogshop buyer to come macs to find me LOL!
And i appreciate jiahui's intention of wanting to pei me go meet the buyer at clementi mrt too. :D
I earned $6 selling that jumper pants which i bought fr another blogshop at $3..
Ok i know not alot money earned la..

Then go home with fanling..

Btw, i drafted this post on 22/12 but only managed to finish it by now. I know i'm a lagger. -.-

Cute part As :D

OMGOMGOMG! :D
I think part As are really cute.
YESYESYES!
We are cute! ;D

I am going to one by one list down all the thoughts i think abt part As.
This time I am walking the positive line okay!
Means i will write more good points.
I'm not sadist (although i said i was in my msn pm).

Jian Le
Okays i must say that you drills is quite good and you are a potential shouter.
HAHA no joke.
Just that you are hua chi all the time!
OMG How come your sweat is red colour!? *HINT*

Jia Hui (Ng)
Okays i found that you are really cute after chatting with you on msn!
HAHAHA..
And hors, you look timid!
And you sure have potential in your drills and everything so jiayou!
And we are the same "type" of ppl.
You know... :D:D
&& LOVE IS BLIND. [:
*I didn't write good things abt you until 1 whole page! Darling dun cry..*

Crystal
Turkeyturkeyturkey!
Hey i think ur vocab damn good manzxc!
Andand, you look like a pai kia!
Yes, you do look like one!
&&& Good luck for the blogshop scam! D:
&&&& JAY CHOU RAWKS :D

Jia Hui (Tay)
HAHA you oso look timid.
Just look more confident and ya will be okay baby :]
Nth much to write cos didn't really talk to ya D:

Justina
LOL, you are infamous for ur seducive look, muahahaha!
And your NCC camp post made me LMAO can?!
HAHAHA and good skills at kayaking :D
And you are a bio pro (i think) :D

Suelynn
A simply hilarious woman!
HOHOHO :D
And you're cuteeee manzxc!
I heard you scold gregary before.
You used quite alot of swear words too and i laughed like mad upon hearing.
LOLOLOLOLOL!
&& your close one eye while marching that one is veri funny!

Lenise
Fringe is always curly!
Muahahahaha!
But she cut her fringe liao..
Better than the curly fringe la!
And ur insults to my MAO is sooooo damn insulting.
Please, my MAO is silky, smooth and shiny okay? :D

Shannon
Eh u always have ur sensible talk muahahaha!
The one when we go part As sentosa outing during June!
LOL dun want sit near to you when eating!
Muahahaha!
And wish u bestest in council la! :D

Jiaxuan
You are abit humourous..
Abit only uh..
Muahahahaha!
HAHA wad u sae always make alot ppl laugh but seldom make me laugh idk why!
Heh heh..
Aniwae ur laughter is way scary!
And next yr annual camp stop singing in the middle of the night la! :D

Fanglin
Scheming, dishonest, fat and ugly!
Okok lar shall stop.
Aniwae i think you are a 披着羊皮的狼.
HAHA you might seem very short, abit cute but u are evil!
Ok i write ur good points.
Fast learner, drills damn good and good in sports. :D
Happaye? :D

Wan Ling
Good leadership, garang voice, alot confidence and friendly :D
And oso abit blind..
Cos you like aoquan!
Aoquan not shuai seh -.-
Okok to accomodate you, AO QUAN IS SO SIBEI SHUAI!
You happaye alr, mrs riffle? :]

Li Jie
OMG i totally love ur name manzxc, L J ZHAO. :D
HAHA its a joke..
Okay same as wanling, good leadership, garang and loud voice, alot confidence and friendly..
But voice abit too loud liao HAHA.
Bestest -.-
And oh yeah, i think pissing teachers off is cool :D
I like u manzxc (not les type).

Hui Ru
Chairmannnnn!
Muahahahahaha.
Oso nth much to write but another one with fabulous results! :D
And oso come training! :D

Ya Fei
Councillor hey yo :D
HAHA dun have much comments here but wish u best is council and come training more often! :D:D

Joey
OMG genius lai de :D
Level position 4th.
Bestest! :D
HAHA and you chio u admit la..
Dun humble, cos got me pei ni yi qi chio..
Jkjk, ltr ppl really think i zilian..
And i like ur bang and voiceeee!
WEE~!

Done lee!
NHNCC rawks like an apple, RANDOM la!
Girls, after reading must thank me. :D

2 NCC Trainings LOL!

OMG walao..
I didn't post for like 9 days from my last post?
HEH HEH i know alot ppl miss me rite?
Muahahahaha!

Got 2 training HAHA!
But i dun think i will elaborate until siao..
15/12 and 18/12!

15/12 Training
I personally felt that it was fun but dunno why wanling and justina think its slack.
Ok maybe its cos of slack then i feel that its fun.
LOL!
So just briefly elaborate la..
Was splitted into groups to discuss the skit..
Each group need come out with 3 skits.
Was with jiahui, wanling, justina and benedict.
Then finally jiahui and me do 1 then benedict ownself do 1 then justina and wanling do 1.
LOL so sexist can.
Oh yeah, so ltr give back the paper to the sgts.
Then go behind the hall there talk cock.
Best liao la so slack!
But very funny heh.
Then cos before that justina wrote some lyrics on the back of the paper since its very sian.
Then the sgts was analysing the papers and when they saw the lyrics,
then encik F C said "谁 act cute?!"
Walao laugh until i stomachache can!?
OMGOMG so funny!
Then for shannon, she drew a big chunk of little people there.
Walao then sgt james sae look like nanhua mascot LOL!
Then blah blah talk cock..
Then drill with the guys for awhileeeeee..
Oh yeah, lijie is being called L J ZHAO by the male ncos.
L J can oso be lan jiao.
HAHAHAHA so damn funny!
And oh yeah,
Got one point of time was highing with clow -.-
HAHAHA clow and sgt fion was singing the guo fu cheng song which was so funny and gay..
Overall this training damn funny can -.-

18/12 Training
Okay this is the training which i find boring.
But then alot others think it fun!
Walao so sian de..
Yeah, the usual proceedias..
Then after that ma'am corrine talked to us abt the conflict and the RV thing..
OMG we found that she's nice actually..
She didn't screw us upside down..
Heng for me lor, im one of those who caused the conflict.
Then ltr learnt a nice drill..
Quite cool and fun actually.
Then after that slacked at parade square do nth, oso nvr talk cock..
Walao sian diao..
Then got the role of the skit thinggie..
Got counter terrorist, hostage and terrorist..
I was counter terrorist :D
But is paramedics walao sian diaoooooooo.
Then keep rehearsing and rehearsing.
Then rehearse at parade square..
Then got 3 table, mine is the middle one.
Then at one side of the table they go put raincoat.
So the raincoat got a piece of hood sticking out rite?
Then the male ncos said that its a lan jiao sticking out!
Then sgt X Y LOO said thats its an elephant condom.
LOL la, so perverted!
Then was constantly calling the blogshop owner to change the time for the meetup cos training ended 1 hr ltr..
So after training when to yewtee with fanling to meet the person..
Then go the extended jp walk walk then go for lunch.
Walao talked cock with her and LMAOOOOO!
LOL was talking abt the ____.
And she thinks ____ is shuai.
YUCKS.
And oh yeah, fanling has got abit of lesbian hormones so beware of her (especially me)!

Okays im finally done..
I'm currently working on a evaluation for all part As.
Just wait! :D

FUCKER!

Once upon a time,
There is this fucker.

Who thinks that she own the whole world,
She is better than everyone else in the world,
And she to superior to anyone else in this world.

Thus,
This fucker goes out everywhere to critisize everyone.

Soon,
As expected,
Alot of ppl dislike her.

And she doesn't know a single thing.

This fucker,
Still thinking that she is loved by many,
Commented on whatever she liked.

But however,
Deep down there is alot of ppl who is hating her.

Obviously I am hating her,
As well as WL, JH, JL,
And i think still got many who hate her.

LOLOLOLOLOL.

Why is she so pathetic?
Cos of her fucking attitude.

Wait,
Its common sense.
Fuckers got fucking attitudes.

Wahh eng lit liao sia,
Alliteration :D

Wait im getting out of topic.

And she shows off.

Even she is not the top or whatsoever,
She still shows off.

And what does she have?
Let us see..

Looks?
*Puke*

Figure?
Nah.

Studies?
Average.

CCA?
One of the worst,
Or simply the worst.

Actions?
With the simply retarded with that posture of hers,
She screw everything.

Aiya,
What can you expect?
A fucker is still a fucker mah.

And best of all,
SHE IS SIMPLY SICKENING.

And she acts as if her vocab is very good.

HELLO?
No need act la.

We all know in our heart how good you are,
As good as the stupidest person in the world mah,
Am I right?

Compared to the stupidest person in the world,
Your are of the same standard mind you.

Wait im uttering rubbish.

Oh yeah,
I would like to thank you for your joke that made me laugh out loud yesterday,
I admire the way you pray to god,
Kneeling down,
SO MIGHTLY AND HOLY SIA.

Oh mans,
This is getting abit sian.

And let me tell you a bad news.

Since so many people hate you,
Who would want to be your friend?
Tell me,
WHO.

Thus i predict that you will find no one to fuck,
Awws sad ):

But you fucker mah,
Sure know how to conduct that fucking drill yourself in the middle of the night rite?
Wow you are my idol...

And please,
Don't say I never remind you,
If you continue this fucking attitude of yours,
You will continue to be hated by many.

Okay I am done with my lecturing post.

*I know I am very crude to use fuck all the time but as I have said, Crude words for crude fuckers.*

Backed to reality :D

Oh duh.
i had disappeared fr the reality.
posted abt bo liao stuffs.
I missed 3 going out de posts liao.
- running with jiaxuan and joanne.
- buying wedding gift for mr ling.
- mr ling's wedding.
- ncc training.
Shall briefly describe each one bahs :D

Running with jiaxuan and joanne
HAHA nth much heh.
Ran just 2 rounds, 800m nia.
Then jiu go discuss abt mr ling's wedding blah blah.
Then go eatttt.
Then they accompanied me to outram park to meet a seller.
Okays $10 for a damn big sling bag (nvr expect to be so damn big) and a pair of wedges.
Cheap siaaaa :D
Then they want go the shopping centre near my hse there to look at bermudas.
Made them walked damndamndamn long LOL.
Then jiu go home luh.
Sian day..

Buying wedding gift with mr ling
actually i dun want go de!
But joanne accompanied me to outram park alr so i gtg.
And i regretted it.
Damnzxcxzcxz.
Jeslyn, joanne, sweeting, jiaxuan, limin and me went.
Okay did the card first.
Actually is did nth.
Wth laaaaa.
In the end read book there LOL.
Then go buy mr ling de wedding gift.
Bought a crystal ball with music, etc.
Then go shoppingggggggggg with jiaxuan, limin and sweeting.
For a veri veri veri veri longggggg time :D
Okays jiu go home luh.
Abit sian uh?

Mr ling's wedding
Okays this one, nice one :D
Meet fanglin then go meet sweeting at boon lay mrt.
Wear until damn nan kan can.
Then go clementi meet jiaxuan and fangning.
Okays then mrt to newton.
Searched for the church.
Actually not me searching, just following heh.
Then take 1 pathetic photo.
Then sit down inside the church lors.
Okays waited for a long long long long time.
Then started.
The bride veri chio!
Okays luh then pray, blah blah..
Those activities are not my cup of tea so i feel sian-ed.
Okays then got the benediction after all the activities.
Kinda funny yeah?
Fangning is like complaining why the kiss (mr and mrs ling) so...
HAHAHAHA shall not elaborate until so.. :D
Then got photo session but no space so nvr go take.
Then nvr eat there, go bugis macs and eat :D:D
Then play arcade at the children arcade and won lots of ticket :D
Cos of the machine that needs constant pressing mah.
1 token can get 20 ticket if beat the score leh.
Shiok rite?
Then jiu go home.
Wear heels until foot damn pain can?!
OMGGGG.

NCC training
Got mock prof test!
And only 8 ppl came!
OMG :x
Okays siannn!
Was damn nervous while waiting can?!
Okays i got 6/10 for attire, 12/20 for drills.
Pretty low sia.
But at least got pass :D
And gratz to wanling who got 7 for attire, 16 for drills (highest).
And lijie who got 7 for attire, 15.5 for drills (second highest).
And fanglin who got 7 for attire, 15 for drills (third highest).
HAHA actually is normal training and this is only is let us have a feel of prof test :D
And aniwae,
Staff dingyi teached us one theory.
EVERYTIME BEFORE YOU SLEEP MUST DRINK LOTS OF WATER SO THAT IN THE MORNING YOU WILL WAKE UP COS YOU 尿急.
Nice one sia!
Veri funny!
HAHAHA!
And another funny thing is that,
when staff dingyi is telling us abt the mock prof test,
jiaxuan cant hear so she told staff dy that "i cant hear you when the thing (construction site) goes bang bang bang!".
Then staff dy talked damn loud.
Then jiaxuan said something.
Staff dy said "i cant hear you (too) when the thing goes bang bang bang".
HAHAHA damn funny!
Niceeee revengeee heh :D
Then celebrate sgt wenya birthday.
Got cake HAHA.
Okays then change out and go jp with fanglin to eat sth.
Then mentioned abt the pumping thing.
Damn funny!
LMAOOO manzx!
Pray to god..
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Okays i will elaborate on this in my next post.

I officially end this post and hop on to writing the next one!
OMG im scolding ppl.
A common person hated among wanling, jiahui, jianle and me.
Woohoo! :D:D
BYEBYE!